Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Banana Is The Preferred Artificial Flavor Of Satanists Everywhere

The war on real bananas, and on decency, rages on.


Bananas are the smiles of the fruit world, bringing joy to all in their path.


Bananas are the smiles of the fruit world, bringing joy to all in their path.


As a nutrient-dense and delicious fruit that brings joy and potassium to untold numbers of people every day, they should have a great life.


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But as with all forces of good, there are forces of evil that wish to destroy it.


But as with all forces of good, there are forces of evil that wish to destroy it.


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That is how the menace and scoundrel that is artificial banana flavoring came into our lives: to replace what is good with what is evil.


That is how the menace and scoundrel that is artificial banana flavoring came into our lives: to replace what is good with what is evil.


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Bananas were an easy target because they are easy to chemically mimic and the Satanists could build their beast undetected.


Bananas were an easy target because they are easy to chemically mimic and the Satanists could build their beast undetected.


Last year, synthetic organic chemist Derek Lowe, told the BBC, "The thing is, banana can be mimicked most of the way with a simple compound called isoamyl acetate. Many chemists know it as 'banana ester' and anyone who smells it immediately goes, 'banana!'" This is how the montrosity of banana flavoring gets away with its demonic work.


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