Saturday, February 28, 2015

Someone Wrote Gay Erotic Fan Fiction About The Dress

“4,400 words of sizzling human on gay dress action.”


This is author Chuck Tingle, an erotic fiction writer who sells books on Amazon. Most of Tingle's, er, unique, stories feature gay humans, dinosaurs and unicorns.


This is author Chuck Tingle, an erotic fiction writer who sells books on Amazon. Most of Tingle's, er, unique, stories feature gay humans, dinosaurs and unicorns.


This is Tingle's Amazon display picture, but it is probably not a real picture of him as it is a stock photo.


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Yes, that title is referring to precisely The Dress you're thinking of. The one that has divided the globe into team #blueandblack and team #whiteandgold.



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Which Witch From "The Craft" Are You?

Find your kindred spirit.






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Watch What Happens When A Bunch Of Korean Girls Watch "Magic Mike" For The First Time

“It’s like a blacksmith who made transformers fell into the culture of pleasure.” What?


With the release of the new Magic Mike XXL trailer, sw yoon decided to show it (along with clips from the first film) to some young South Korean women and get their honest, and often hilarious reactions.



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The young ladies have no idea what they are about to watch.


The young ladies have no idea what they are about to watch.


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17 Motivational Posters Every Sarcastic Parent Needs

“Everything will be okay… when your kids are down for the night.”



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These Stunning Photographs From Around The World Are Shortlisted For Sony's Photo Award

Professionals and amateurs alike compete to be the world’s best photographer.


It is free to enter and claims to be the world's biggest photography competition. They welcome entries from professional and amateur photographers from all over the world.


The awards are divided into five competitions: Professional (judged on a series), Open (single image submission), Youth (photographers under 19), and Mobile (taken with a cell phone).


Each of the competitions are divided into further categories, such as People, Sport, Travel, etc.


Nothing from mobile seems to have been accepted.



Sport, Open, Poland. Marcin Klocck


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Sport, Open, Singapore. Jonathan Yeap Chin Tiong


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31 Legitimately Cute Shoes For Ladies With Wide Feet

The struggle is real!



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All wide-footed women will know the struggle of forcing your seemingly gargantuan foot into an impossibly narrow, but irresistibly beautiful, shoe.


All wide-footed women will know the struggle of forcing your seemingly gargantuan foot into an impossibly narrow, but irresistibly beautiful, shoe.


Why is it that most wide shoes are absolutely HEINOUS or utterly boring? Why are we punished for having sturdy, able feet? It just isn't fair, which is why we've rounded up some damn cute shoes for you to get excited about.


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Before getting into the thick of it, here are some general tips for finding great footwear for the wider-footed lady.


Before getting into the thick of it, here are some general tips for finding great footwear for the wider-footed lady.


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Not all wide-foot problems are the same!


Not all wide-foot problems are the same!


Some people have high insteps, bunions, thick/dense feet, long toes, thick ankles, wide calves, high arches, no arches, or a combination of these problems. If you have one or more of these features you should talk to your doctor about what shoes work best for your needs. After all, it's proper footwear for proper foot care.


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Police Find Lupita Nyong'o's Pearl-Studded Oscar Dress

Save the pearls. Update: Nyong’o’s dress was discovered Friday back in the hotel where it was originally stolen.


According to TMZ, the thief returned the dress to the hotel where it was stolen. The thief then allegedly called TMZ, revealing the location of the dress and claiming the pearls on it are fake.


TMZ reported that it called police, who found the dress back in the hotel where it was stolen.


The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department confirmed to NBC 4 that the dress has been found.



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This Pretty Much Sums Up The Crazy World Of Tabloid Journalism

“Journalism Is Not Advocacy” apparently.


News Corp's The Sunday Telegraph is Australia's biggest selling newspaper.


News Corp's The Sunday Telegraph is Australia's biggest selling newspaper.


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Its pages regularly feature the most influential conservative commentators and journalists. And among them Miranda Devine is a must read.


Its pages regularly feature the most influential conservative commentators and journalists. And among them Miranda Devine is a must read.


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Especially today.


Especially today.


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These 22 Photos Will Finally Give You Some Peace

Take a big breath and relax.



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Hungry Jack's Customers Fight Back Against Racist Man

Power to the people! Warning: This post contains racist language.



A video of Hungry Jack's customers fighting back against a man who racially abused employees has been posted online.


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In the video, filmed in an Adelaide Hungry Jack's restaurant, a man in a black t-shirt is heard saying "I want it made by a white person" after ordering. When a bystander asks "What's wrong with a Chinese guy making a burger?" he replies "Everything!"


In the video, filmed in an Adelaide Hungry Jack's restaurant, a man in a black t-shirt is heard saying "I want it made by a white person" after ordering. When a bystander asks "What's wrong with a Chinese guy making a burger?" he replies "Everything!"


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As customers start to rally against him and an employee asks him to leave, the man yells “At least I’m born here, cunt. Where do you come from? Africa and Asia? Fucking disgusting!”


As customers start to rally against him and an employee asks him to leave, the man yells “At least I’m born here, cunt. Where do you come from? Africa and Asia? Fucking disgusting!”


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Several customers condemn the man as he continues his expletive-laden tirade. However, it's not until he is approached by another man who tells him to leave, and then pushes him, that he starts to walk out.


Several customers condemn the man as he continues his expletive-laden tirade. However, it's not until he is approached by another man who tells him to leave, and then pushes him, that he starts to walk out.


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UFC Fighters Answer Adorable Questions

The biggest stars in the world’s most insane sport answer the cutest questions imaginable.


Do UFC stars Chuck Liddell, Chris Weidman, Anthony Johnson, Demetrious Johnson, and Jessica Eye prefer puppies or kitties?



Wanna see these UFC fighters kick the Try Guys' asses? Stay tuned for "The Try Guys Try UFC Fighting" in a few weeks!


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10 Times Ed Sheeran Slayed A Cover Song

He gives the originals a run for their money.


His beautiful cover of "Stay With Me" is enough to make you cry.



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He'll make you poor heart ache covering Hozier's "Take Me to Church."



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He can literally sing anything — from Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love"...



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...to Lorde's "Royals."



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This Insane Fan Theory About "Titanic" Will Blow Your Mind

What are his true motives? You’ll never see the movie the same way.



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Leonard Nimoy's Spock Was The Nerd Hero Who Taught Us How To Feel


Leonard Nimoy as Spock on Star Trek


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Star Trek is for nerds. That much has been certain ever since Gene Roddenberry’s optimistic sci-fi vision for the future first debuted on NBC in 1966. From its preoccupation with invented technologies like warp nacelles and transporter pads to the vagaries of made-up alien cultures like the Klingons and the Romulans, you had to be on the show’s particular wavelength to really grasp its lasting hold on the culture. The show, and its subsequent movies and spin-off series, spoke to a unique blend of passions cultivated by often socially awkward men and women whose abiding faith in and arcane knowledge of science and technology was matched by an earnest hope that the world we live in now will, someday, get much better. In other words: nerds.


We wanted to believe we could be Kirk, but we definitely knew we could be Spock.


And Spock — as played by Leonard Nimoy, who died Friday at 83 — was our ultimate nerd hero. The half-Vulcan's brilliant mind was guided by a razor-sharp perception of the laws of logic that was not just enviable to nerds, it was aspirational. He could cut through the emotions that seemed to clutter up cogent thought, finding the objective reason tucked inside most any problem or scenario. Spock’s counterpart, William Shatner’s Capt. James T. Kirk, was a different kind of aspirational figure: the virile, impassioned leader who was sexual catnip to anyone he wanted to seduce. In order words, he wasn’t a nerd. We wanted to believe we could be Kirk, but we definitely knew we could be Spock.


Though his dispassion at times deliberately read as cold, Nimoy was too adept an actor to make the character an icy, uncaring robot, no matter how often Dr. Leonard McCoy (DeForest Kelley) accused him of being one. Because, in a masterstroke by Roddenberry, Spock was more than just half-human — his veneer of Vulcan logic also masked a well of explosive emotions the Vulcan people had spent centuries striving to overcome.


In the Season 2 premiere of the original Star Trek TV series, "Amok Time,” fans were introduced to pon farr, a Vulcan mating phenomenon in which men are engulfed with a kind of sexual madness that has to be satiated or it will kill them. If there is a better metaphor for adolescent puberty, I have not encountered it. I’m not sure if Roddenberry deliberately set out to forge a kinship between Spock and young teenage nerds who were overwhelmed — even terrified — by their own roiling emotions and sexuality, but he did.



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It was alarming for his crewmates and for the audience to see Spock in such a deranged state in "Amok Time." But it also gave the character — and Nimoy — vital emotional shading, a sense that Spock was far more than just a paragon of logic and intellect. And not just due to his literally dangerous sexuality, either. In the episode's climactic moment, Spock seemingly kills Kirk in a ritualistic Vulcan battle meant to quell Spock’s pon farr. Back on the Enterprise, Spock announces he will resign from Starfleet in disgrace, only to discover Kirk is still alive — knocked out instead by Dr. McCoy in a ploy to simulate death. Spock is so elated to see his friend still alive that he briefly exclaims “Jim!” and grabs Kirk by the shoulders with a huge smile. It was a great winking moment for Spock, Nimoy, and the audience, letting us know that even nerds are allowed to feel — even if it makes us uncomfortable.


As Trek expanded its reach, and Spock took hold as not just a character but a kind of cultural icon, Nimoy became — for better or worse — synonymous with the role. And like twentysomethings trying to escape their own teenage nerdom, Nimoy tried to shake off his connection to Trek in the 1970s with his autobiography I Am Not Spock. But the gravitational pull of Trek’s growing popularity proved inescapable. And eventually, the actor moved beyond accepting his reality to learning not to take himself or the role so seriously. In 1986’s Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home — directed by Nimoy — we were treated to the sight of Spock loose in 20th century San Francisco. He tussled with antisocial punks, learned how to use profanity (or, in Spock’s parlance, “colorful metaphors”), and he swam in his skivvies while mind-melding with a humpback whale.


Some Trek fans — Trekkies, Trekkers, whichever word you prefer — found this irreverence disconcerting. But actually, it was a gift. Passionate fandom can ossify into an unforgiving cultural rigidity, especially when that fandom is overseen by a core group of nerds who archive and catalog every last detail about the thing they love. But in order to thrive, those cultural entities also need to continue to grow with us and with the times in which we live. And that's something Nimoy understood. In Star Trek IV, he gave us a looser, less self-important Spock and Trek, something to remind nerds that logic and intellect needn’t preclude a self-awareness and sense of humor.



Patrick Stewart and Nimoy in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Unification, Part 2"


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In the '90s and '00s, as Shatner embraced his position as a kind of pop-cultural kitsch icon with Priceline ads and his Emmy-winning run on Boston Legal, Nimoy settled comfortably into the role as Trek’s wise elder. His appearance as Spock on Star Trek: The Next Generation in a two-part episode in 1991 was a true television event, earning a reported 25 million viewers, making it one of the most-watched Star Trek TV episodes ever. It was a dream for both old and new Trek fans to see Spock discuss the nature of fallible human emotions with Data (Brent Spiner) — TNG’s own brilliant character at odds with how to express his (perhaps nonexistent) humanity — bringing two nerd cultural paragons together on the same screen.


By the time the actor played Spock in J.J. Abrams’ cinematic Star Trek reboot, Nimoy had come to embody Trek itself, lending the more Star Wars-ian proceedings an air of cultural legitimacy. It’s almost eerie, then, that Nimoy’s death falls at a kind of turning point for the entire Trek franchise: Abrams is setting aside Trek to revive the Star Wars franchise in earnest, and fans regard the last Trek movie, Star Trek Into Darkness, with no small amount of disdain.



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But despair is not logical. Spock has helped expand the very idea of what it means to be a nerd, making his struggle between emotion and logic feel universal, part of the greater human endeavor to strive for something better. And in doing so, he helped to greatly improve nerdom’s cultural currency. The biggest comedy on network TV today, The Big Bang Theory, is literally about nerds who worshipped Spock as kids — and still do as adults. And President Barack Obama said in a statement on Friday marking Nimoy’s passing, “Long before being nerdy was cool, there was Leonard Nimoy.” The president even flatly stated, “I loved Spock.”


When I think about Spock and Nimoy leaving us, like so many Trek fans today, I inevitably think back to 1982’s Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, still the best Trek movie ever and the fullest expression of what Spock meant to me, and to nerds everywhere. Faced with certain death, Spock exposed himself to a lethal dose of radiation in order to save the Enterprise, and sacrificed his body in the process. (That sacrifice would be undone in the follow-up film The Search for Spock, but this is science fiction, after all.)


As Kirk looked upon the ruined body of his closest friend, Spock used his final breaths to share his kinship with Kirk — and, really, with the entire audience — saying, “I have been, and always shall be, your friend.” Just typing those words floods me with emotion. Spock was one of our heroes, and by the end, he also became one of our friends. He will stay with us. As Kirk expressed so eloquently at Spock’s funeral:



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21 Times Microsoft Word Was Obviously Just Trolling You

We’re onto you, Word.


When it refuses to make up its damn mind.


When it refuses to make up its damn mind.


Nothing's ever good enough for you, is it, Word?


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When its thesaurus feature pulls this shit.


When its thesaurus feature pulls this shit.


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When it tries to make you look like a fool.


When it tries to make you look like a fool.


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When it keeps shoving your graph into the margins for no apparent reason.


When it keeps shoving your graph into the margins for no apparent reason.


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Which "30 Rock" Duo Are You And Your BFF?

“Oh, is this awkward because I’m your best friend, but you’re not my best friend?”






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13 Guilty Kids

They’re not even close to sorry…



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William Shatner Won't Be Able To Attend Leonard Nimoy's Funeral

“I feel really awful,” said the actor, who has charity work commitments.



Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner, pictured on Aug. 19, 2006.


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"I loved him like a brother. We will all miss his humor, his talent, and his capacity to love," Shatner said on Twitter.


Nimoy, famous for playing the Vulcan Mr. Spock, died Friday from end-stage chronic obstructive pulmonary disease at the age of 83.


"I am so humbled by the worldwide outpouring of love that has been displayed; words cannot express my feelings," Shatner wrote.




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7 Meals That Could Cure Your Hangover

Don’t take your hangover lying down!



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1. Saltines, Banana, and Multi-vitamins with Water.


1. Saltines, Banana, and Multi-vitamins with Water.


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2. Honey on Toast with Orange Juice.


2. Honey on Toast with Orange Juice.


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3. Egg and Tomato on Toast with Coffee.


3. Egg and Tomato on Toast with Coffee.


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23 Times "Sweet Valley High" Was Basically Porn

What’s come over Jessica?


When Jessica got banged by this '70s gay porn star.


When Jessica got banged by this '70s gay porn star.


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When Elizabeth definitely wasn't faking her orgasms.


When Elizabeth definitely wasn't faking her orgasms.


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When the dick was so bomb it put Elizabeth's friend to sleep.


When the dick was so bomb it put Elizabeth's friend to sleep.


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When Regina found her boyfriend's used cum rag.


When Regina found her boyfriend's used cum rag.


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If "Parks And Recreation" Episodes Were Titled Like "Friends" Episodes

The One In The Parks Department


"The One With All The Waffles"


"The One With All The Waffles"


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"The One With Jerry's Painting"


"The One With Jerry's Painting"


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"The One Where Ben Is Unemployed"


"The One Where Ben Is Unemployed"


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"The One With The Fart Attack"


"The One With The Fart Attack"


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32 Disney GIFs That Perfectly Sum Up Life In Australia

And they’re not all from The Rescuers Down Under.


When you stop by the Bunnings BBQ on a Saturday.


When you stop by the Bunnings BBQ on a Saturday.


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Kittens Do Things For The First Time

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A Man Has Tattooed The Dress On His Leg Because "Why Not?"

Daniel Howland thinks his new tattoo of The Dress is “awesome” and “dumb”. (And it’s definitely black and blue.)


A 24-year-old man from Texas named Daniel Howland has tattooed The Dress on his leg.



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"I pretty much got it because, I mean, I keep up with all the social memes and hysteria and whatever, and this is the only one that I really couldn't wrap my brain around. So I just decided to do it."


Howland sees the dress as blue and black, but briefly glimpsed it as white and gold once while out drinking. Nick York, a 19-year-old tattoo artist who works with Howland in their Austin shop, and who did the piece for free, has only been able to see white and gold.


"It's a joke," York explained. "I didn't know it was gonna freak people out." He said he was offended that The Lad Bible had called it "the worst tattoo you'll see today," saying that technically speaking, it was a quality tattoo.


"They should have put the dumbest or the stupidest, but not the worst," York said.


"I have an awesome tattoo on my leg," Howland said. "It's just dumb."



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17 Reasons Grandma Gertie Was The Best Character On "Hey Arnold!"

“Never give up. Never give in.”


She found her inner balance ages ago.


She found her inner balance ages ago.


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She could play the piano like an absolute superstar.


She could play the piano like an absolute superstar.


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Her love story was incredibly romantic and just got better with time.


Her love story was incredibly romantic and just got better with time.


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She showed us what #relationshipgoals really looks like.


She showed us what #relationshipgoals really looks like.


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