Friday, January 30, 2015

What's Your Best Sickie Excuse?

“Just chuck a sickie mate.” Calling in sick when you’re not takes precision, planning, and sometimes a wild imagination.


We've all been there, right? Stressed, tired, hungover... for the love of god you just need ONE more day!


We've all been there, right? Stressed, tired, hungover... for the love of god you just need ONE more day!


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Time to come up with a foolproof story.


Time to come up with a foolproof story.


You've mapped out how it's going to go down... something that your boss will not question.


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Do you go down the gastro path?


Do you go down the gastro path?


Let's face it, the intimate details of your bowel movements are not something that people want to discuss over breakfast, and will probably mean a short conversation over the phone.


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The fake funeral always works.


The fake funeral always works.


You've been told to "take as much time as you need", which is good, so you can get over the initial wave of guilt.


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