If Jay Z ever wants to retire the “King of Rap” crown, he could have a successful career as a children’s musician.
Dirt Off Your Shoulder ... Because You Take Care of Your Hygiene
Telling kids it's important to take care of themselves and their personal hygiene, this song would hopefully inspire more "Fashion Kids" Instagram accounts.
Parody of: "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" (2003)
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Can I Get A ... Helping Hand with Chores
Beyoncé and Jay Z could use this song in case they ever want to feel like "common folk" by giving their housemaids a break for the day. But this song will mostly be played by moms and dads who want some free time to catch up on Game of Thrones.
Parody of: "Can I Get A..." feat. Amil and Ja Rule (1998)
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Clap for a Toddler Who Just Wiped Their Ass
This song would be used mainly for potty-training, or if Blue Ivy ever wants to give one of her servants a break for the day when she's older.
Parody of: "Tom Ford" (2013)
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99 Problems ... and I Did Them All Before Watching TV
If you still have math problems, I feel bad for you son. I had 99 problems and I'm all done. Goodnight.
Parody of: "99 Problems" (2003)
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